1. ethan-lawson-wate:

    justabitunlikely:

    so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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    (via mar--mar)

    tsabe:

    The Animated Self Portrait 

    T.S Abe

    (Source: tsabe.co.uk, via manduism)

    pukind:

    what would happen if I just

    … posted these two pups…

    TOGETHER. 

    myherocomplex:

    really this was one of the greatest episodes of OUAT so far. And this was the best line.

    (Source: thewintersldiers, via sea-kingdom)

  2. tyranitart:

    look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

    (Source: reptilianbitch, via metrowolf)

    diae:

    sarahfonseca:

    The next time you see someone with jewelry that says “trust no man,” don’t judge them for their “man hating” or “bougie” ways. Rather, commend them for their superb taste in music.

    “Trust no man” is actually a reference to a reference to a 1926 song of the same name by Gertrude “Ma” Rainey, a Georgian and African-American pioneer of blues music. 

    I want all you women to listen to me

    Don’t trust your man no further than your eyes can see

    I trusted my man with my best friend

    But that was a bad bargain in the end

    A feminist before there was really a term for it, Rainey was also notorious for getting into trouble with small-town authorities over her “women-only parties.” She was a brazen lady-lovin’ badass well-worthy of a 21st century signal boost.

    Ma Rainey literally had a song Prove it On Me Blues where she pretty much said “I’m a big fat lesbian but you’re never going to catch me and if you dont think thats some of the dopest shit i dont wanna talk to you

    (via ceriene)

    kitskittle:

    finals was stressful so this happened [insp]

  3. thalamtnafsee:

    heroincest:

    my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

    this is a really important thing for people to understand

    (via checheburecheh)

  4. joydick:

    "you dont look gay though"
    SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

    (via checheburecheh)

  5. ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

    (via checheburecheh)